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What are you doing tomorrow?
LAUNDRY.

What are you listening to?
STEVIE NICKS.

Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
YES

Where do you like to keep your money?
IN THE BANK

Do you watch the news daily?
YES

What are/were you doing at 12:00 this afternoon?
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
IT IS BLONDE

What's the closest purple thing to you?
A BLANKET

Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
NO.

Do you know anyone who's pregnant?
NO.

Is something bothering you?
TES

Where are you?
SITTING IN A CHAIR.

Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
NO

What are you wearing?
TEE SHIRT

Could you live without a computer?
NO

If you could change your eye color, what would it be?
I LIKE MY GREEN EYES.

When was the last time you laughed and actually meant to laugh?
FRIDAY NIGHT

Can you whistle?
NO.

Are you currently wanting any piercings/tattoos?
NO

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
SIDE

Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
YES.

How do you feel towards the person who texted you last?
DON'T TEXT.

Do you think you are an argumentative person?
I CAN BE

Do you care if your S/O drinks?
as long as he stays in his room I don't care what he does.

Have you ever tattooed anyone's name on you?
no

Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
IT WOULD TAKE AN ACT OF GOD IF THERE IS ONE.

When was your last bubble bath?
YEARS

How many kids do you want to have?
HAVE TWO, ONE SANE, ONE A SOCIOPATH

Do you want to get married?
STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID.

How many wives/husbands do you want?
N O N E

Where would you like to live?
JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING.

Where can you see yourself being proposed to?
NEVER AGAIN

Have you had alcohol this week?
NO

Would you be able to tell someone you love them even if you didn't feel it?
NO

What is your issue right now?
STAYING ALIVE

Do you prefer to call or text?
NEITHER.

What was the last thing you ate?
HOT FUDGE SUNDAE WITH SLICED BANANAS

What are you doing for your next birthday?
THAT'S IN JULY. PLEAZ

What's your favorite TV show?
Right now? Castle, Hawaii Five-0, True Blood, Grimm, Fringe, The Big Bang Theory, Once Upon a Time, The Enlistment, Person of Interest, REVENGE.BLUE BLOODS, GLEE, HELLS KITCHEN, CRAIG FERGUSON

Do you have Justin Timberlake music on your iPod/MP3 player?
N.O.

Where were you July 4th, 2006?
PROBABLY AT THE HOSPITAL WORKING

Do you like oatmeal?
yES

What are the basic colors of your bedroom?
BEIGE AND LIGHTER BEIGE

Where is the last place you ate out at?
THE PALMS

Do you have a TV in your room, and, if so, what size is it?
Yes, it's HD, 45".

Are you good at saving money?
NO.

Do you like ramen noodles?
YES

Do you remember Furbies?
CREEPY LITTLE THINGS

Who were you with Saturday night?
MY DAUGHTER.

Did you go to church Sunday morning?
MO

Are you taller or shorter than the rest of your family?
TALLER THAN EVERYONE

How long does it take you to get ready?
20 MINUTES.

Does laundry really need to be separated?
WHITES COLORED WITH A COLOR CATCHER AND TOWELS FOR LINT BALLS

Do you own a webcam?
YES

Do you like orange juice?
YES IF MIXED WITH PINEAPPLE JUICE

Can you sleep in jeans?
NO

When you get out of the shower..do you put your clothes on in bath or bedroom?
BEDROOM

Have you ever eaten duck?
YES

When's the last time you took a shower?
TODAY

Do you like to get your nails done?
YES

What are your thoughts on Valentine's Day?
DOESN'T MATTER.

Do you love the color pink?
WHEN I WAS 3.

What color is your favorite bra?
AS LONG AS IF FASTENS IN THE FRONT ITS MY FAVORITE.

Do you like to wear dresses?
YES BUT RARELY GET THE CHANCE.

Are you into sports?
HOCKEY

Do you like any 'manly' activities like hunting, fishing, or camping?
I LOVE TO FISH ABD RELEASE.

Have you ever used your bra to hold things like you would a pocket?
I HAVE

Are you a shopaholic?
DVDs AND BOOKS ARE MY WEAKNESS AND COUNTED CROSS STITCH KITS AND,,, LIPSTICKS

How many purses do you own?
ONE

What are your favorite pair of shoes?
NIKE CROSS-TRAINERS.

Are you bisexual?
NO

Have you ever done something sexual with a friend of the same sex?
NO

Who was your first prom date?
Michael

Do you cry during romantic movies?
SOMETIMES

What do you think of red lipstick?
GOES WITH RED DRESSES.

Do you ever leave the house without make-up on?
NEVER

Do you tan?
NO

What is your natural hair color?
BLONDE

Is it that right now?
YES

Do you prefer guys with dark hair or light hair?
DARK

Would you be more likely to date a redneck or a goth?
DATING IS OVER.

An athlete or a musician?
DATING IS STILL OVER.

What kind of gift can win you over?
A PRIVATE PLANE WITH ALL THE FUEL I NEED

Has anyone ever sung to you?
YED

What was the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?
haven't been drunk in 20 years, quit when I HAD A BLACKOUT BUT A FRIEND TOOK CARE OF ME.

Are diamonds really a girl's best friend?
NAH, CATS

Gold or silver?
PLATINUM

What is your favorite scent?
ORANGE BLOSSOMS

Do you like massages?
YES.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
LONG AGO.

Do you sleep naked?
I HAVE, NOT ANYMORE

Is smoking a turn off?
YES

Are you an exercise freak?
NO

What scares you more, spiders or snakes?
CATCH SPIDERS AND PUT THEM IN TREES. we have 3 poisonous snakes in Tennessee so I leave any snake I see alone.

Do you expect to be married in the next two years?
I AM MARRIED

Does it matter if a guy has a sense of humor?
YES

What are your thoughts on guys who wear wife-beaters?
DEPENDS ON THE BODY IT COVERS

Who do you vent to when something is bothering you?
DEPENDS ON WHAT NEEDS BITCHING ABOUT.

What is the best way to cool off when you're mad?
WALK AWAY, FAR AWAY

Do you have someone who is protective of you?
YES

Does it mean more to you if a guy uses the word 'beautiful' about you?
I DON;T LIKE IT.

Are you more of a 'girly girl' or a 'tomboy'?
GREW UP A TOM BOY, BUT I LIKE TH GIRLY GIRLY AT TIMES

Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
WAIST

Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers

If you and your best friend got arrested, what would it be for?
KILLING A SURGEON