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Fic Title: Drunken Twitter
Fandom/Characters:SGA Rodney/Jennifer
Word count:321
Warnings/Spoilers: no
Unscreen?: Y

Fic:

lastminutehero
@docjenny I love you, you know. I really, really do.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Rodney? Are you alright?

lastminutehero
@docjenny I don’t deserve you.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Rodney? What's the matter with you?

lastminutehero
@docjenny You could do so much better than me.

docjenny
@lastminutehero RODNEY!!!!!

lastminutehero
@docjenny Yes my love.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Where are you?

lastminutehero
@docjenny I don no.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Have you been drinking?

lastminutehero
@docjenny I only had a few little drinkies with my buddies Sheppard and Ronon.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Buddies? RODNEY! You are out carousing with John and Ronon?

lastminutehero
@docjenny I am not carousing. We are gentlemen imbibing in a few drinks.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Rodney. I think you should ask John where you are.

lastminutehero
@docjenny I don no where he is

docjenny
@lastminutehero What? Then what about Ronon.

lastminutehero
@docjenny Don see him neither.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Well look around. What DO you see?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Ya no that grl frm the plant farm. Shes on the bed.

docjenny
@lastminutehero BED! What bed?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Oh I no where I am.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Rodney!!!!!! Tell me. I will come get you.

lastminutehero
@docjenny Okay

docjenny
@lastminutehero Well?

lastminutehero
@docjenny What is it my Darling Jennifer

docjenny
@lastminuteheron WHERE ARE YOU?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Oh. Yeah. Ronon’s quarters.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Rodney. Sit down right where you are and don’t move till I get there

lastminutehero
@docjenny Sit on the floor?

docjenny
@lastminutehero Now.

lastminutehero
@docjenny But sweetheart. You want me to sit on a girl?

docjenny
@lastminutehero There’s a girl at your feet. What kind of party was this?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Oh just some of John’s friends.

docjenny
@lastminutehero Women friends?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Yes. I didnt no there was women to be here

docjenny
@lastminutehero But you stayed anyway with John, Ronon a room of women?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Jennifer, darling I’m sittin on the floor now

docjenny
@lastminutehero Well good for you.

lastminutehero
@docjenny Jenny?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Jenny?

lastminutehero
@docjenny Jennifer? Are you coming?